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Brewskis!
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Sandy! Hey!
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Hi, how are you?
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I want you to meet Miranda.
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- Muriel.
- Hi.
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Have you seen Dean around?
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He's just running on Dean Standard Time.
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Nice car.
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Don't screw with the car.
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Yes, sir.
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I never forget a face. Got that?
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Got it.
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Get this!
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Where have you been?
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I was having a little heart-to-heart
with the coach.
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But I was thinking only of you.
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You'd better have been.
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You'll have to do something
about that car, Laird.
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- It drives.
- It's driving the property values down.
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Remember, we have an image to maintain
at Stonewood High.
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Don't worry, Collins,
I've been buying my lottery tickets.
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When I accepted the principalship
of Stonewood High
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I accepted the burden
of maintaining standards here.
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We are educators here, Freeman.
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Miss Gallant and I have been seeing
each other for eight months.
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I see.
27
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Well, either she goes, or you do.
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Jesus! Gimme a break!
29
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I guess Stonewood could use
a new head of the Math department.
30
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Goodbye, Mr. Freeman. You're fired.
31
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Screw you, Singleton.
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Complimentary angles,
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they're like partners in a dance.
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If you know one, the other one follows.
35
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But without both, you have nothing.
36
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Together, you have what?
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- Egghead.
- A right angle.
38
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Right. The most useful angle
in trigonometry.
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Does everyone understand?
40
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
41
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Good. Glad you're so excited about it.
42
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Remembering that,
you get the key equation,
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the basis of all measurements,
all navigation.
44
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- Without the right angle...
- Those buns!
45
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...Columbus would've
never discovered America
46
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and the astronauts
would have never landed on the moon.
47
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Okay.
48
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How about the difference between
49
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an adjacent and a nonadjacent
complimentary angle?
50
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- Yes, Sandy.
- Here she goes again.
51
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I was wondering how you would feel
about a teacher posing for a calendar?
52
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I mean, if it was for a good cause.
53
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Posing for calendars has no relevance
to what we're doing in class today.
54
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Please pay attention.
55
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I am.
56
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See you.
57
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So, Miss Farnsworth, the English...
Welcome, weary warrior.
58
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Accent on the weary.
59
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Don't let the little bastards get you down.
60
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Thanks, Farnsworth.
61
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It's not the little bastards
you have to worry about.
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Singleton has invited Freeman
to depart these honored halls
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for cause.
64
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Kevin, can you make sure
Rudy's doing his homework?
65
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The race is on!
Heading down the back stretch!
66
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It's Rudy! It's Dad!
They're over the whoopdedoos!
67
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But wait, Rudy's got mud in his eye!
He can't see. He's gonna crash. Look out!
68
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Hey, guys, what's going on
in there? Is Rudy doing his homework?
69
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Okay, Mom!
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All right.
71
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Back to the books, Hot Rod!
72
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- He settled down?
- Yes. Have you?
73
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You off?
74
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Mmm-hmm.
75
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Okay.
76
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Just remember,
you have a family to support.
77
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How could I forget?
78
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- Bye.
- I'll see you later.
79
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Yes, I know he's handsome.
80
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No, you cannot talk to Dean.
He is my date.
81
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No, really,
he's getting me some ice cream.
82
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What kind?
83
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Chocolate fudge.
84
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Oh, my God! You have such control.
85
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What about Dean?
Is he fooling around again?
86
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No, things are great.
We're going to the springs this weekend.
87
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Wait just a second.
88
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He's talking to some ditz.
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Doesn't he know my ice cream is melting?
90
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- Who is it?
- Well, I don't know her, so...
91
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- Details.
- What kind of details?
92
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On a scale of 10.
93
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Looks, four.
94
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Breasts, nine.
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Purse, bargain basement, definitely.
I can't see her tush, so don't ask.
96
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Wait just a second.
She's giving him her phone number.
97
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How can he do that?
98
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I've got to go.
99
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Okay. Here you go.
100
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So, who's the girl?
101
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What?
102
00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:04,061
Oh, oh, oh.
103
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Nobody.
104
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Well, she's somebody.
105
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I went to grade school with her.
106
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Nobody is somebody
you went to grade school with?
107
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Yeah.
108
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Now, this is dripping everywhere!
109
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- Want me to get you another one?
- I don't want another one!
110
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How many times am I gonna put up
with your fooling around?
111
00:08:29,636 --> 00:08:32,553
- No. You know what it is?
- Yeah!
112
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- It's you!
- It's you!
113
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- It's you, Sandy. Would you shut up?
- No! You shut up!
114
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- Would you get back in the car, please?
- Not if you had the last Ferrari on earth.
115
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I'm not gonna go chasing...
116
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Look at this!
117
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Sandy!
118
00:08:57,455 --> 00:09:01,832
Hi. There's this new wild dance club
called No Man's Land. You wanna come?
119
00:09:06,506 --> 00:09:07,585
Yeah.
120
00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:12,340
Sandy!
121
00:09:16,683 --> 00:09:19,174
Sandy, meet the Low Rider Brothers.
122
00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:21,973
This is Jose Uno and Jose Dos!
123
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Pleased to meet you!
124
00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:23,156
♪ We're gonna set the night on fire ♪
125
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♪ 00:11:11,333
♪ You and I burning up the night ♪
134
00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:17,511
♪ Limousine, candlelight, French cuisine ♪
135
00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:19,754
♪ Everything will be just right ♪
136
00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:22,797
♪ 'Cause, baby ♪
137
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:26,972
♪ We're gonna set the night on fire ♪
138
00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:28,226
♪ Lambada ♪
139
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:35,145
♪ 00:15:21,962
Oh, my God! That's Mr. Laird!
171
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- You know him?
- That's my math teacher!
172
00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:29,586
Oh!
173
00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:32,261
- No.
- What?
174
00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:37,145
- He's looking this way!
- But we just got here!
175
00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:42,724
I told you you wouldn't find
any Beverly Hills people here.
176
00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:06,045
All right! The old place is going good.
Hey, space!
177
00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:11,553
Now, it's time to take the Galaxy trip.
You know the man and you know the place.
178
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:14,640
So, let's just pick it up and head for space.
179
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,939
Ramone, you gonna join us tonight?
180
00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:29,239
You think you can dance your way
into my mind, too, man? You're crazy.
181
00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:39,869
Jacket, Blade.
182
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,416
Thank you, Book.
- Have fun!
183
00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:45,624
I got the goods.
184
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,527
Well,
185
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,411
let's do it.
186
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:21,156
The square of cosine theta plus
187
00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:24,121
the square of sine theta,
188
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:27,714
equals one.
189
00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:33,092
This establishes the relationships. Here,
the theta symbol stands for the angle.
190
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:34,971
Okay? Good.
191
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:38,721
Because remembering that,
we get the key equation.
192
00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:40,602
It's simple.
193
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:44,606
And what do we know
about the symbol theta?
194
00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:47,231
♪ 00:18:43,914
♪ Especially ♪
204
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,785
♪ When we dance ♪
205
00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:48,621
♪ I like the rhythm ♪
206
00:18:56,513 --> 00:18:58,885
♪ I like the rhythm ♪
207
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:01,299
♪ And moving to the beat ♪
208
00:19:01,392 --> 00:19:03,385
♪ The floor is crowded ♪
209
00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:07,305
♪ But he is all I see ♪
210
00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:16,153
♪ ♪
363
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,819
♪ I'm the type of girl
who plays with men's hearts ♪
364
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,872
♪ I'm the kind of girl
that makes your fantasies come true ♪
365
00:30:35,712 --> 00:30:38,878
♪ All night long, gonna do it to you ♪
366
00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:00,730
♪ Sata ♪
367
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:02,480
♪ Do the Lambada ♪
368
00:31:05,617 --> 00:31:10,409
♪ 00:31:31,555
- Mind if I cut in?
- Hell, yeah.
376
00:31:32,769 --> 00:31:35,342
Sandy! What are you doing here?
377
00:31:41,986 --> 00:31:46,031
- Aren't you gonna ask me to dance?
- Sandy, you got the wrong idea.
378
00:31:48,701 --> 00:31:50,824
Why, thank you. I'd love to.
379
00:31:51,955 --> 00:31:53,034
Sandy.
380
00:31:53,122 --> 00:31:55,792
♪ And we'll be closer and closer ♪
381
00:31:56,918 --> 00:32:00,583
♪ Yes, we'll be closer and closer ♪
382
00:32:01,089 --> 00:32:03,295
♪ Why don't you get up, get up, get up ♪
383
00:32:03,383 --> 00:32:05,671
♪ 00:32:33,237
♪ Dangerous to the glance ♪
392
00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:35,322
♪ I'll make the kind of love ♪
393
00:32:35,415 --> 00:32:37,822
♪ you can burn in your fire ♪
394
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:40,040
♪ I'm temptation, sweet sensation ♪
395
00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:41,996
♪ Every man's desire ♪
396
00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:47,046
♪ Sata ♪
397
00:32:47,385 --> 00:32:49,045
♪ 00:48:23,567
Egghead, if you tell me what to do,
I'm gonna kick your ass.
567
00:48:24,781 --> 00:48:26,489
This is some boring shit.
568
00:48:26,574 --> 00:48:29,361
Computers are only as boring
as the people that use them.
569
00:48:29,452 --> 00:48:32,738
You better get over yourself.
570
00:48:33,248 --> 00:48:37,080
Excuse me, Egghead,
were you talking to me?
571
00:48:37,877 --> 00:48:40,629
Just out of curiosity,
were you talking to me?
572
00:48:40,713 --> 00:48:43,917
Like, check this out. Hit the function.
573
00:48:46,886 --> 00:48:48,262
Bust a move.
574
00:48:49,055 --> 00:48:51,807
- You could almost dance to that.
- Almost?
575
00:48:59,941 --> 00:49:01,435
Check this out.
576
00:50:14,974 --> 00:50:16,967
Yes, Superintendent?
577
00:50:19,479 --> 00:50:22,646
You have only one class
with improved test scores.
578
00:50:23,483 --> 00:50:25,310
Oh, yes, Laird's class.
579
00:50:25,401 --> 00:50:27,939
He's been promoted
to head of the Math department.
580
00:50:28,029 --> 00:50:31,979
I want to know what this teacher's doing
that's different from the others.
581
00:50:32,075 --> 00:50:33,866
Certainly, no problem.
582
00:50:33,952 --> 00:50:37,486
I'll arrange a dinner with Laird at my club.
583
00:50:38,164 --> 00:50:41,996
I don't want to see how he eats.
I want to see how he teaches.
584
00:50:43,878 --> 00:50:47,330
Yes, of course. Come with me.
585
00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:58,469
Singleton!
586
00:51:06,568 --> 00:51:08,644
This is Laird's classroom.
587
00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:14,189
Egghead!
588
00:51:24,544 --> 00:51:27,213
- Where is your super teacher?
- Where's Laird?
589
00:51:29,132 --> 00:51:31,208
I think he's in the bathroom.
590
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,316
This is interesting.
Where did you get this program?
591
00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:57,614
Mr. Laird designed it, sir.
592
00:52:02,832 --> 00:52:05,323
- Laird.
- Principal Singleton.
593
00:52:07,045 --> 00:52:09,536
Superintendent Leland, Kevin Laird.
594
00:52:10,173 --> 00:52:11,632
Mr. Laird.
595
00:52:12,217 --> 00:52:14,458
Well, welcome, Superintendent.
596
00:52:14,886 --> 00:52:19,049
I guess, we'll have to be on our
special behavior today, class.
597
00:52:21,559 --> 00:52:24,264
Nothing special required, Mr. Laird.
598
00:52:24,354 --> 00:52:27,604
We're just interested in seeing
how you teach here.
599
00:52:28,066 --> 00:52:32,644
Great. Class, why are we studying
double angle identities?
600
00:52:35,073 --> 00:52:37,908
Well, imagine, we finally get the big one.
601
00:52:38,117 --> 00:52:40,691
Stonewood High is hit. Result?
602
00:52:40,912 --> 00:52:43,284
A crack opens
down the middle of the classroom.
603
00:52:43,373 --> 00:52:48,248
Make it Rodeo Drive, and Sandy is
trapped at Gucci's, which is now on fire.
604
00:52:48,336 --> 00:52:49,747
- Why me?
- Don't worry.
605
00:52:49,838 --> 00:52:52,957
Dean's on his way to the rescue,
and all he has is a protractor.
606
00:52:53,049 --> 00:52:55,291
What are you gonna do?
607
00:52:56,219 --> 00:52:57,678
- I'll build a bridge.
- Good.
608
00:52:57,762 --> 00:53:00,300
How long does the bridge have to be?
609
00:53:00,682 --> 00:53:04,382
- I don't know.
- Use your protractor. And what else?
610
00:53:06,688 --> 00:53:08,811
- Telephone pole?
- Excellent.
611
00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:12,107
Now, what is the angle of the pole
to the street?
612
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,109
The angle?
The angle of the pole to the street.
613
00:53:16,906 --> 00:53:18,317
That'd be...
614
00:53:21,119 --> 00:53:22,198
90!
615
00:53:23,246 --> 00:53:24,788
90 degrees.
616
00:53:24,873 --> 00:53:26,331
Exactly. Very good.
617
00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:32,003
Tomorrow, we'll explore
how to derive an unknown solution
618
00:53:32,839 --> 00:53:34,630
from a known angle.
619
00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:40,630
Class dismissed.
620
00:53:44,434 --> 00:53:48,052
They actually stayed after the bell.
I don't believe it.
621
00:53:53,818 --> 00:53:56,736
- You wanted to talk to me?
- Yes, Sandy. Come in.
622
00:54:06,289 --> 00:54:07,617
What about?
623
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:11,574
I need to explain something to you.
624
00:54:12,670 --> 00:54:14,663
Should I be taking notes?
625
00:54:17,842 --> 00:54:21,840
You're not the first student
to ever have a crush on her teacher.
626
00:54:22,055 --> 00:54:26,847
It's not exactly the teacher
that I have a crush on.
627
00:54:27,769 --> 00:54:30,935
That's actually what I want to
talk to you about.
628
00:54:31,022 --> 00:54:36,017
You see, you don't really know what it is
that I'm doing down there in that barrio.
629
00:54:36,945 --> 00:54:38,984
You don't give up, do you?
630
00:54:40,657 --> 00:54:44,606
I guess I'm just spoiled.
I'm not used to being told "No. "
631
00:54:46,538 --> 00:54:48,329
I'm telling you now.
632
00:54:50,416 --> 00:54:54,165
All right, tell me one other thing.
No teacher-student bullshit.
633
00:54:54,254 --> 00:54:55,368
Okay.
634
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,879
Do you find me attractive?
635
00:55:13,231 --> 00:55:15,437
Sandy, this is going nowhere.
636
00:55:17,777 --> 00:55:19,521
Wait just a second.
637
00:55:21,990 --> 00:55:23,235
Hey, Senor Kevin.
638
00:55:24,993 --> 00:55:28,196
- You didn't forget about...
- No. I know. The usual.
639
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,639
Hi.
640
00:55:52,187 --> 00:55:53,218
Sandy!
641
00:55:53,855 --> 00:55:56,061
What are you doing in my car?
642
00:55:56,149 --> 00:55:59,648
I just thought maybe you could take me
for another ride.
643
00:56:00,403 --> 00:56:03,523
This isn't funny.
Are you trying to ruin my life?
644
00:56:04,449 --> 00:56:07,154
- No.
- Then please, just get out of my car.
645
00:56:07,577 --> 00:56:09,404
I don't want to get out of your car.
646
00:56:09,495 --> 00:56:12,829
Get out of my car now,
or I'm gonna throw you out.
647
00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,291
I'll scream.
648
00:56:14,834 --> 00:56:16,708
- No, you wont.
- Try me.
649
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:20,421
Wait. What is it you want from me?
650
00:56:20,507 --> 00:56:21,586
Blade,
651
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,714
and your body, the way you moved,
652
00:56:28,890 --> 00:56:30,514
you were so sexy:
653
00:56:33,561 --> 00:56:37,606
- Come on, nobody's here. We can...
- I'm a married man. Okay?
654
00:56:38,066 --> 00:56:39,441
But you're perspiring.
655
00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:43,654
I'm perspiring because it's hot in here.
I'm wearing a tie, and...
656
00:56:43,738 --> 00:56:44,817
Uh-oh!
657
00:56:44,906 --> 00:56:45,985
Shit.
658
00:56:50,578 --> 00:56:52,618
Principal Singleton.
659
00:56:54,749 --> 00:56:57,703
Superintendent Leland
was very impressed today.
660
00:56:57,961 --> 00:56:59,075
Yeah.
661
00:56:59,170 --> 00:57:01,744
You must get really close to your students
662
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,413
to generate that kind of enthusiasm.
663
00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:07,836
- No, not really, sir.
- No?
664
00:57:07,929 --> 00:57:11,713
Don't be modest. You really had them
eating out of your hand.
665
00:57:15,562 --> 00:57:16,937
You all right?
666
00:57:18,439 --> 00:57:20,099
It's the cafeteria food.
667
00:57:20,191 --> 00:57:23,856
- Yes, well, I won't keep you. Good night.
- Good night, sir.
668
00:57:26,364 --> 00:57:29,400
- That was fun, wasn't it?
- No, that's not fun.
669
00:57:30,034 --> 00:57:34,032
I've been very fair with you.
I want you out of my car, right now.
670
00:57:35,290 --> 00:57:39,239
You know, I wish you would decide
who you really are.
671
00:57:44,048 --> 00:57:46,041
♪ 00:58:00,888
♪ Break no sweat, I said, never, ever ♪
679
00:58:00,982 --> 00:58:03,899
♪ Check this out
'cause I'm about to get clever ♪
680
00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:05,693
♪ I like that leather sweater ♪
681
00:58:05,778 --> 00:58:08,815
♪ There's nobody lookin'better
Why don't you let me get a dance? ♪
682
00:58:08,907 --> 00:58:11,480
♪ Your disposition puts me in a trance ♪
683
00:58:11,576 --> 00:58:15,111
What's the matter?
The old Blade seems a little dull tonight.
684
00:58:16,039 --> 00:58:18,826
My Galaxy program's about to get busted.
685
00:58:19,709 --> 00:58:21,915
If this whole thing blows up in your face,
686
00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:24,541
you should know
you did something good for the kids.
687
00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:27,632
Something better
than anyone's ever done before.
688
00:58:27,717 --> 00:58:29,176
Got good news.
689
00:58:31,012 --> 00:58:33,218
You know that bus you wanted?
690
00:58:33,681 --> 00:58:34,962
I got it.
691
00:58:35,350 --> 00:58:38,469
- You never let me down, do you?
- Be okay.
692
00:58:39,270 --> 00:58:40,764
Thanks, buddy.
693
00:58:47,987 --> 00:58:51,937
Hello.
Sandy, it's Dean. How's it going?
694
00:58:52,825 --> 00:58:53,905
Fine.
695
00:58:54,744 --> 00:58:57,116
I was just thinking to myself,
696
00:58:57,539 --> 00:59:02,331
I'm in my car and you're in your car.
I thought maybe we could get together.
697
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:06,125
- What do you say? Where are you?
- I'm headed east.
698
00:59:06,673 --> 00:59:07,787
East?
699
00:59:08,842 --> 00:59:12,175
Well, I could join up with you later.
What do you say?
700
00:59:14,347 --> 00:59:17,514
You're gonna have to do
better than that. Goodbye.
701
00:59:17,767 --> 00:59:21,017
Sandy! Sandy!
702
00:59:30,613 --> 00:59:31,728
Hello.
703
00:59:31,823 --> 00:59:34,610
Leslie. It's Dean. How's it going?
704
00:59:34,701 --> 00:59:35,815
Fine.
705
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:40,371
Yeah, I was thinking to myself here,
hey, I'm driving around in my car
706
00:59:40,748 --> 00:59:44,532
and, you're at your house, I just broke
the whole thing off with Sandy.
707
00:59:44,627 --> 00:59:47,332
- I thought maybe we could get together.
- When?
708
01:00:18,077 --> 01:00:20,200
The least you can do is dance with me.
709
01:00:20,288 --> 01:00:23,787
The least you could do is
to stay out of my life, Sandy.
710
01:00:26,419 --> 01:00:28,079
You wanna dance?
711
01:00:29,422 --> 01:00:30,537
Yeah.
712
01:00:31,424 --> 01:00:32,465
♪ The deal is ♪
713
01:00:32,490 --> 01:00:35,612
♪ the Lambada groove has arrived. ♪
714
01:01:01,746 --> 01:01:03,655
♪ That ain't no Beverly Hills dance. ♪
715
01:01:03,748 --> 01:01:05,741
♪ Some sexy moves ♪
716
01:01:05,834 --> 01:01:07,660
♪ Let's dance to the music ♪
717
01:01:07,752 --> 01:01:09,127
♪ Dance ♪
718
01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:11,705
♪ 01:01:35,312
♪ I wanna work your body day and night ♪
727
01:01:35,405 --> 01:01:39,105
Come on, Funk Queen, get on the bus,
babe. It's time. Get on the bus.
728
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,071
Pink Toes, babe,
time to get on the bus. Come on.
729
01:01:49,794 --> 01:01:52,001
Get on the bus. Let's go.
730
01:02:02,807 --> 01:02:04,515
Give 'em hell, Blade.
731
01:02:31,044 --> 01:02:33,795
- Where's Kevin?
- Who, Lover Boy? Blade?
732
01:02:33,922 --> 01:02:35,036
Yeah.
733
01:02:51,064 --> 01:02:52,641
♫ My belly aches,
my belt too tight
734
01:02:52,732 --> 01:02:56,516
♫ 01:03:18,628
Forget about Sandy.
There's plenty of fish in the sea.
742
01:03:20,468 --> 01:03:24,382
I don't know what happened.
I mean, we were getting along fine.
743
01:03:25,473 --> 01:03:27,300
Everything was smooth.
744
01:03:28,268 --> 01:03:32,431
That was until she got into that
weird club trip down in East LA.
745
01:03:33,648 --> 01:03:34,846
East LA?
746
01:03:35,650 --> 01:03:38,734
She goes to this club there,
No Man's Land.
747
01:03:41,990 --> 01:03:44,611
- But I'm not done yet.
- Get out of the car.
748
01:03:44,701 --> 01:03:46,859
- How will I get home?
- Out!
749
01:03:51,749 --> 01:03:53,292
You dickhead.
750
01:04:07,557 --> 01:04:11,389
Okay, hold it down.
751
01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:14,386
Stick together and keep it quiet.
752
01:04:26,534 --> 01:04:29,535
- Right on time.
- You ready for the second shift?
753
01:04:29,621 --> 01:04:31,779
- I don't see anybody.
- Thanks, amigo.
754
01:04:31,873 --> 01:04:33,284
My pleasure.
755
01:04:35,293 --> 01:04:37,332
Qué pasa, Uncle?
756
01:04:40,048 --> 01:04:41,625
You rotten kid.
757
01:04:57,398 --> 01:04:58,643
Come on.
758
01:05:01,110 --> 01:05:02,569
Take a seat,
759
01:05:03,988 --> 01:05:05,233
quietly.
760
01:05:10,078 --> 01:05:11,192
Okay.
761
01:05:11,287 --> 01:05:14,407
Tonight we're gonna take
a simulated GED exam.
762
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:18,408
Are you sure we're ready for this?
763
01:05:18,837 --> 01:05:21,707
I don't even know how to work
one of these things.
764
01:05:21,798 --> 01:05:24,289
They're supposed to be idiot-proof.
765
01:05:25,385 --> 01:05:29,169
If I wasn't convinced that you're ready,
I wouldn't have brought you in here.
766
01:05:29,264 --> 01:05:32,549
These computers are your friends.
They work for you.
767
01:05:33,351 --> 01:05:34,976
Book, come here.
768
01:05:39,148 --> 01:05:41,058
Pass these out, please.
769
01:05:42,777 --> 01:05:45,778
- And one more thing.
- What now, Blade?
770
01:05:49,117 --> 01:05:53,613
Something I bought with the money
that you all bet against me, last night.
771
01:05:57,333 --> 01:05:59,824
- Thanks, Blade.
- Check it out.
772
01:05:59,919 --> 01:06:01,248
"Galaxy High. "
773
01:06:04,632 --> 01:06:08,251
And when I tell you that
you're gonna pass your GED,
774
01:06:08,428 --> 01:06:10,136
you're gonna pass.
775
01:06:11,681 --> 01:06:13,056
All of you.
776
01:06:22,984 --> 01:06:24,312
Nothing.
777
01:06:26,571 --> 01:06:29,488
- I smell Polo.
- There goes the neighborhood.
778
01:06:32,619 --> 01:06:34,243
Nice wheels, man.
779
01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:43,330
Keep your eye on the car. Here's $5.
780
01:06:43,546 --> 01:06:44,827
$5?
781
01:06:44,923 --> 01:06:46,251
Five whole dollars.
782
01:06:46,341 --> 01:06:48,499
That's a whole $1.60 for me, right?
783
01:06:48,843 --> 01:06:50,883
And $1.65 for me.
784
01:06:51,179 --> 01:06:53,136
You get more than me? How come?
785
01:06:53,223 --> 01:06:54,847
What are you guys, comedians?
786
01:06:54,933 --> 01:06:56,475
Funny stuff.
787
01:06:56,601 --> 01:06:58,510
Just don't touch the car!
788
01:06:58,603 --> 01:07:00,430
'Cause I never forget a face.
789
01:07:00,522 --> 01:07:01,850
Got it,
790
01:07:02,565 --> 01:07:03,763
Paco?
791
01:07:05,485 --> 01:07:08,818
Yeah. We'll take real good care
of your car, man.
792
01:07:34,013 --> 01:07:35,211
Can I help you?
793
01:07:35,306 --> 01:07:37,976
It's all right, I'm just looking for a girl.
794
01:07:39,143 --> 01:07:40,306
My girlfriend.
795
01:07:40,395 --> 01:07:42,055
What's her name?
796
01:07:42,230 --> 01:07:43,309
Sandy.
797
01:07:43,398 --> 01:07:44,856
She has short hair?
798
01:07:44,983 --> 01:07:47,189
Yes, she has short hair. Okay?
799
01:07:47,277 --> 01:07:49,150
Yeah? Well, she's gone.
800
01:07:50,321 --> 01:07:52,195
Wait a second! You know another guy?
801
01:07:52,282 --> 01:07:54,607
A guy named Blade? Drives a bike?
802
01:07:55,910 --> 01:07:59,279
Hey, visiting time's over, kid.
Your girlfriend ain't here.
803
01:08:00,707 --> 01:08:02,201
Thanks a lot, buddy!
804
01:08:08,923 --> 01:08:10,002
Hey!
805
01:08:11,467 --> 01:08:13,425
You interested in Blade, man?
806
01:08:15,138 --> 01:08:17,095
You interested in Blade?
807
01:08:18,641 --> 01:08:19,804
Maybe.
808
01:08:19,893 --> 01:08:22,977
He just took this cute,
fine piece to Stonewood, bro.
809
01:08:24,063 --> 01:08:26,222
- Stonewood High School?
- Yeah!
810
01:08:26,441 --> 01:08:27,769
- You sure?
- Yeah!
811
01:08:30,486 --> 01:08:32,609
- Thanks.
- Cool!
812
01:08:33,907 --> 01:08:34,986
Cool.
813
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,443
Just trying to help.
814
01:08:46,169 --> 01:08:47,248
"Don't
815
01:08:47,795 --> 01:08:48,875
"touch
816
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:51,753
"this car. "
817
01:08:52,884 --> 01:08:54,047
Oh, my God.
818
01:09:01,726 --> 01:09:04,762
Eric? It's Dean!
819
01:09:04,979 --> 01:09:08,644
Get Clay and the others and meet me
at the high school as soon as you can.
820
01:09:08,733 --> 01:09:10,891
Look out for Sandy and Mr. Laird!
821
01:09:14,948 --> 01:09:16,857
Here's your dollar, vato.
822
01:09:20,078 --> 01:09:23,411
Hey, Uncle Big! I heard Ramone
telling that gringo where Blade is.
823
01:09:23,498 --> 01:09:24,577
What?
824
01:09:29,629 --> 01:09:30,660
Ramone!
825
01:09:35,510 --> 01:09:36,921
You need your butt kicked!
826
01:09:37,011 --> 01:09:39,384
If you wanna screw up your life,
that's fine!
827
01:09:39,472 --> 01:09:42,224
But you start messing
with other's dreams, that sucks!
828
01:09:42,308 --> 01:09:45,428
I see you studying on the side.
Who do you think you're kidding?
829
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,263
You're not a bad kid, Ramone.
830
01:09:47,355 --> 01:09:50,190
But you're not the brightest candle
on the cake!
831
01:09:50,275 --> 01:09:52,979
Why do you think Blade tries
so hard with you?
832
01:09:54,237 --> 01:09:56,064
He thinks you got potential.
833
01:09:56,155 --> 01:09:57,815
College potential.
834
01:10:00,869 --> 01:10:02,363
He never said that.
835
01:10:02,662 --> 01:10:05,829
I don't even know why
he tries with your worthless ass.
836
01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:08,868
Get the hell out of here!
837
01:10:11,212 --> 01:10:12,410
Get out!
838
01:10:13,506 --> 01:10:15,546
Make something of your life.
839
01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:50,784
Right triangle, what is it?
840
01:10:53,588 --> 01:10:55,082
What do you think, Double J?
841
01:10:55,173 --> 01:10:57,746
Don't you think this is a waste, man?
842
01:10:58,801 --> 01:11:01,553
It's only a waste if you don't try.
843
01:11:01,804 --> 01:11:04,260
If you don't,
it'll be the same old mopping floors.
844
01:11:04,349 --> 01:11:08,892
And burning yourself on a French-fry
machine for the next 50 years.
845
01:11:09,562 --> 01:11:11,021
That's right.
846
01:11:11,940 --> 01:11:13,648
Look, if you screw up
847
01:11:14,526 --> 01:11:16,648
you just go back to the basics,
848
01:11:16,736 --> 01:11:18,942
the old pass, dribble, shoot!
849
01:11:19,447 --> 01:11:20,941
Right triangle, what is it?
850
01:11:21,032 --> 01:11:22,574
Any triangle
with a right angle.
851
01:11:22,659 --> 01:11:23,773
Which is?
852
01:11:23,868 --> 01:11:25,695
Ninety degrees, homey!
853
01:11:25,912 --> 01:11:28,450
Right! Which means?
854
01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:30,912
The other two angles
add up to 90 degrees.
855
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,159
Hey, look!
856
01:11:38,299 --> 01:11:40,458
Hey, look. There's that girl.
857
01:11:40,552 --> 01:11:42,129
Uh-oh.
858
01:11:55,483 --> 01:11:57,523
Would you like to join us?
859
01:12:20,967 --> 01:12:22,592
So where were we?
860
01:12:23,386 --> 01:12:26,387
The other two angles
add up to 90 degrees.
861
01:12:26,848 --> 01:12:28,805
Right! Which means what?
862
01:12:29,017 --> 01:12:30,511
Acute angles.
863
01:12:31,186 --> 01:12:34,222
Acute angles,
right triangle, sine, cosine,
864
01:12:34,981 --> 01:12:36,606
what are all of these?
865
01:12:36,691 --> 01:12:37,806
Tools.
866
01:12:37,901 --> 01:12:39,229
To do what?
867
01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:40,856
Build a bridge.
868
01:12:41,696 --> 01:12:43,439
Go to the moon!
869
01:12:43,698 --> 01:12:44,813
All right!
870
01:13:05,929 --> 01:13:07,921
Let's go to school, boys!
871
01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:22,940
It's just really amazing what you've done.
872
01:13:23,029 --> 01:13:24,986
I'm glad you understand.
873
01:13:29,369 --> 01:13:30,400
Dean.
874
01:13:32,288 --> 01:13:36,037
You wanna know what we think
of teachers that hit on their students?
875
01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:37,406
Assholes...
876
01:13:40,797 --> 01:13:42,836
What do you want with him, Opie?
877
01:13:43,091 --> 01:13:44,419
When you can have me?
878
01:13:44,509 --> 01:13:47,130
He's not worth it.
879
01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:00,313
Come on, mother.
880
01:14:04,821 --> 01:14:06,813
All right!
Come on man!
881
01:14:06,906 --> 01:14:08,104
Come on, man!
882
01:14:24,924 --> 01:14:26,549
You broke my nail!
883
01:14:40,398 --> 01:14:41,643
Get off me.
884
01:14:44,319 --> 01:14:45,896
Let's get them!
885
01:14:49,782 --> 01:14:51,277
Mom!
886
01:14:51,367 --> 01:14:53,574
They make them so cheap these days.
887
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,120
I didn't know you know that move, man!
888
01:15:14,849 --> 01:15:17,423
Theft of school property.
889
01:15:17,519 --> 01:15:19,641
Gang war on the front lawn.
890
01:15:20,271 --> 01:15:22,394
Possible relations with a minor.
891
01:15:22,482 --> 01:15:26,182
And worst of all,
all of it on the 11:00 news!
892
01:15:27,987 --> 01:15:29,897
You have my resignation.
893
01:15:29,989 --> 01:15:31,567
Resignation?
894
01:15:32,033 --> 01:15:33,693
You're fired.
895
01:15:43,586 --> 01:15:45,662
Well, old fellow,
896
01:15:46,631 --> 01:15:49,252
when you let yourself care too much
897
01:15:49,384 --> 01:15:51,127
they always get you.
898
01:15:51,719 --> 01:15:53,379
They got me.
899
01:15:53,471 --> 01:15:55,215
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
900
01:15:58,726 --> 01:16:01,300
This used to be a really fine school
901
01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:03,354
thirty years ago.
902
01:16:04,858 --> 01:16:06,897
Take care of yourself, boyo.
903
01:16:06,985 --> 01:16:08,395
You too, Farnsworth.
904
01:16:08,486 --> 01:16:10,894
- You were one of the good ones.
- Thanks.
905
01:16:14,993 --> 01:16:17,566
So watch those nice buns of yours, Laird.
906
01:16:18,413 --> 01:16:20,655
Farnsworth, I didn't know you cared.
907
01:16:24,627 --> 01:16:27,498
I guess we'll just pick it up
at the sines and the cosines.
908
01:16:27,589 --> 01:16:30,543
If you'll turn to Page 52, please.
909
01:16:35,096 --> 01:16:37,219
- Mr. Collins?
- You're late.
910
01:16:37,473 --> 01:16:39,715
I'm here to talk to the class.
911
01:16:40,185 --> 01:16:42,722
I have a petition to bring back Mr. Laird.
912
01:16:42,812 --> 01:16:45,101
Oh, my God! You've gotta be kidding.
913
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,648
- Miss Thomas.
- Listen.
914
01:16:48,568 --> 01:16:52,779
There's been a big misunderstanding here,
and I was a large part of that.
915
01:16:52,864 --> 01:16:56,067
And, Mr. Laird, he was just trying
916
01:16:56,159 --> 01:16:58,780
to teach some kids that needed a break.
917
01:16:58,870 --> 01:17:01,325
And I think that we're all just
a little spoiled
918
01:17:01,414 --> 01:17:04,450
and we don't realize that
there are people who need help.
919
01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:07,745
Very touching. If you want
to save the world, do it on your time.
920
01:17:07,837 --> 01:17:09,996
If you don't mind,
I'm teaching a class here.
921
01:17:10,089 --> 01:17:12,415
Please take a seat, Miss Thomas.
922
01:17:13,801 --> 01:17:14,964
Take a seat.
923
01:17:25,230 --> 01:17:26,807
Miss Thomas...
924
01:17:40,703 --> 01:17:41,818
I blew it.
925
01:17:42,705 --> 01:17:44,912
Must be great being a hero
926
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,872
but it doesn't exactly pay the rent.
927
01:17:50,505 --> 01:17:53,956
Right now, we're looking at about
$114 in the bank.
928
01:17:55,343 --> 01:17:57,501
It doesn't tide us over.
929
01:18:00,515 --> 01:18:02,139
I'm sorry, Linda.
930
01:18:04,310 --> 01:18:06,599
When I look at those beautiful kids
931
01:18:10,233 --> 01:18:12,806
I remember what it was like in the barrio.
932
01:18:13,361 --> 01:18:15,686
On the outside, always looking in.
933
01:18:18,032 --> 01:18:19,776
It'll be all right.
934
01:18:21,202 --> 01:18:22,696
You're my hero.
935
01:18:36,426 --> 01:18:38,050
They fired Kevin.
936
01:18:38,553 --> 01:18:41,637
Yeah, I figured something
like that'd happen.
937
01:18:43,391 --> 01:18:46,226
We've got to make
them give him his job back.
938
01:18:46,311 --> 01:18:47,853
How're you gonna do that?
939
01:18:47,937 --> 01:18:50,891
- He's got to have friends.
- Sure, he's got friends.
940
01:18:51,065 --> 01:18:54,316
Honey, Kevin's got more friends
than he knows about.
941
01:19:33,399 --> 01:19:35,273
It's hit the fan this time.
942
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:36,770
Under control.
943
01:19:36,861 --> 01:19:38,818
You call this "under control"?
944
01:19:38,905 --> 01:19:40,696
I've already fired Laird.
945
01:19:40,782 --> 01:19:43,451
Laird, your best teacher?
946
01:19:45,703 --> 01:19:48,704
I think it's going to be time
to face the music.
947
01:20:14,315 --> 01:20:15,810
Wait a minute!
948
01:20:16,985 --> 01:20:18,313
You can't come in here.
949
01:20:18,403 --> 01:20:22,270
- What the hell is going on here?
- I'm sorry, I couldn't stop them.
950
01:20:22,365 --> 01:20:23,693
Just listen to us.
951
01:20:23,783 --> 01:20:25,325
Absolutely not.
952
01:20:25,493 --> 01:20:26,572
Excuse me.
953
01:20:28,204 --> 01:20:29,912
What do you want to talk about?
954
01:20:29,998 --> 01:20:33,580
- We're here to talk about Mr. Laird.
- Yeah, Blade.
955
01:20:33,668 --> 01:20:36,206
You can just as well talk to the police.
956
01:20:36,921 --> 01:20:38,914
Hold on there, Singleton.
957
01:20:39,632 --> 01:20:41,625
They've come all this way.
958
01:20:42,218 --> 01:20:45,089
- Let's hear them out.
- I think that would be a big mistake.
959
01:20:51,561 --> 01:20:54,681
What would you like to tell us?
And what is this
960
01:20:55,523 --> 01:20:57,397
"Laird, Blade" business?
961
01:20:57,483 --> 01:20:59,725
It's a nickname, for God's sake!
962
01:20:59,819 --> 01:21:03,022
So, Mr. Laird is Blade?
963
01:21:03,198 --> 01:21:04,692
Yeah, that's right.
964
01:21:05,074 --> 01:21:07,862
Blade, he got these kids learning again!
965
01:21:08,328 --> 01:21:11,613
He opened up Galaxy High,
and he made it the place to be!
966
01:21:11,706 --> 01:21:14,114
Oh, nothing but bull... Manure.
967
01:21:15,627 --> 01:21:17,584
You have to admit,
it's a pretty big stretch.
968
01:21:17,670 --> 01:21:20,208
See? They don't believe nothing, man.
969
01:21:21,257 --> 01:21:23,927
If you don't believe it,
why don't you test them?
970
01:21:24,010 --> 01:21:26,881
Why don't you just let them prove
that's what he was doing?
971
01:21:26,971 --> 01:21:29,379
We don't have to prove anything.
972
01:21:29,474 --> 01:21:30,553
Why not?
973
01:21:30,850 --> 01:21:35,227
Why don't you put these kids up against
those snotty Stonewood students?
974
01:21:35,563 --> 01:21:37,057
Make it a contest.
975
01:21:38,066 --> 01:21:39,145
Are you scared?
976
01:21:39,234 --> 01:21:41,985
We don't want to humiliate your kids.
977
01:21:45,698 --> 01:21:46,896
Try us.
978
01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:48,898
I like it.
979
01:21:49,536 --> 01:21:51,575
- On one condition.
- Name it.
980
01:21:51,913 --> 01:21:53,491
A Superquiz
981
01:21:54,290 --> 01:21:57,742
with exactly the same kids
who fought last night.
982
01:21:58,586 --> 01:22:00,246
Only this time,
983
01:22:00,672 --> 01:22:03,423
we'll have them duke it out
with their brains.
984
01:22:03,967 --> 01:22:06,173
Laird is a math teacher.
985
01:22:06,261 --> 01:22:09,297
Why not let him prove himself
in his own field?
986
01:22:09,764 --> 01:22:10,927
Great!
987
01:22:11,599 --> 01:22:13,971
And the wonderful thing is, Singleton,
988
01:22:14,477 --> 01:22:18,012
you'll be proving that Mr. Laird's
methods don't work.
989
01:22:19,482 --> 01:22:21,024
Because if they do,
990
01:22:21,568 --> 01:22:23,477
he has his job back.
991
01:22:59,647 --> 01:23:01,936
May I have your attention, please.
992
01:23:02,025 --> 01:23:06,402
I would like to welcome you to this
special Stonewood High Superquiz.
993
01:23:12,202 --> 01:23:14,443
Let's try and keep it down.
994
01:23:14,537 --> 01:23:19,116
I would also like to introduce
the chief executive of our school system,
995
01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:21,202
Superintendent Leland.
996
01:23:22,629 --> 01:23:25,333
We need to come up with something
to get them psyched.
997
01:23:25,423 --> 01:23:27,380
Let's do a chant!
Like, Stonewood, Stonewood.
998
01:23:27,467 --> 01:23:30,040
- Stonewood. Stonewood...
- Rocks.
999
01:23:30,136 --> 01:23:31,215
Rocks!
1000
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:34,349
May we have the contestants
on stage, please.
1001
01:23:37,685 --> 01:23:39,180
So, anyway...
1002
01:23:39,270 --> 01:23:41,844
Let's kick some butt! Come on, let's go.
1003
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:44,018
Show them who's boss!
1004
01:24:12,762 --> 01:24:15,218
Now, then, the rules are quite simple.
1005
01:24:15,306 --> 01:24:18,889
The Superquiz format
used by the Academic Decathlon.
1006
01:24:19,185 --> 01:24:20,845
Two contestants per question.
1007
01:24:20,937 --> 01:24:23,854
Point goes to the first team
that answers correctly.
1008
01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:26,775
And the first team
to reach eight points, wins.
1009
01:24:27,068 --> 01:24:30,022
May I have
the first two contestants, please?
1010
01:24:36,995 --> 01:24:39,367
Fagan, get up there.
1011
01:24:39,455 --> 01:24:41,365
All right, Fagan.
1012
01:24:46,087 --> 01:24:48,412
So what do you wanna know?
1013
01:24:49,507 --> 01:24:51,049
First question.
1014
01:24:51,384 --> 01:24:53,341
You plotted the position of a star
1015
01:24:53,428 --> 01:24:57,378
in relation to the background stars
six months ago, and again last night.
1016
01:24:57,473 --> 01:25:01,720
The angle of shift of the star's
position is eight-tenths of a second.
1017
01:25:02,061 --> 01:25:06,059
How would you determine the distance
of this star from the Earth?
1018
01:25:07,066 --> 01:25:08,976
Galaxy High. Go ahead.
1019
01:25:10,570 --> 01:25:12,278
With a big tape measure.
1020
01:25:19,329 --> 01:25:20,408
Geek!
1021
01:25:20,830 --> 01:25:21,945
Okay!
1022
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:26,417
If I couldn't find no tape measure, I guess
I'd have to use the trigonometric parallax.
1023
01:25:26,503 --> 01:25:29,076
I'd start with a right triangle formed
by the sun,
1024
01:25:29,172 --> 01:25:31,663
the stars,
and the position of the Earth last night.
1025
01:25:31,758 --> 01:25:34,675
My angle of interest is
0.4 seconds, and the far side
1026
01:25:34,761 --> 01:25:37,252
is the distance from the Earth to the sun,
or one astronomical unit.
1027
01:25:37,347 --> 01:25:41,558
The near side is the distance
from our solar system to the star.
1028
01:25:41,643 --> 01:25:45,094
You measure the ratio, far side over
near side, for a right triangle
1029
01:25:45,188 --> 01:25:47,346
when the angle of interest is 0.4 seconds.
1030
01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:48,982
Something like that.
1031
01:25:52,445 --> 01:25:53,476
Yes.
1032
01:25:55,156 --> 01:25:56,485
Correct.
1033
01:26:07,210 --> 01:26:08,870
Point, Galaxy High.
1034
01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:12,004
Man, they're trying to burn us
with tough ones.
1035
01:26:13,174 --> 01:26:14,419
Next pair.
1036
01:26:14,509 --> 01:26:16,585
Who do you wanna go?
You wanna go next?
1037
01:26:16,678 --> 01:26:17,923
You're going.
1038
01:26:25,895 --> 01:26:28,433
- You need a vacation, big guy.
- Yeah, yourself.
1039
01:26:28,523 --> 01:26:30,397
Your shoes are untied.
1040
01:26:31,150 --> 01:26:32,349
Thanks.
1041
01:26:34,237 --> 01:26:37,024
Describe the Cartesian
Coordinate System.
1042
01:26:37,115 --> 01:26:39,688
Wait a minute. Hold up!
1043
01:26:41,578 --> 01:26:43,072
Go ahead, Rod.
1044
01:26:44,956 --> 01:26:48,621
It's a system where points
on a plane are identified
1045
01:26:48,710 --> 01:26:51,461
by pairs of numbers
that represent distances
1046
01:26:51,838 --> 01:26:53,914
from two perpendicular lines.
1047
01:26:54,007 --> 01:26:55,834
Point, Stonewood High.
1048
01:27:00,972 --> 01:27:03,380
- They cheated!
- Stonewood rocks!
1049
01:27:19,157 --> 01:27:22,360
Come on, let's hurry up
and get this shit out of here.
1050
01:27:30,084 --> 01:27:32,373
If point number one
on a map of Stonewood
1051
01:27:32,462 --> 01:27:34,704
is Fieldstone A venue at Taft Boulevard
1052
01:27:34,797 --> 01:27:38,665
and point number two
is Beverly Drive at Choate Boulevard
1053
01:27:38,843 --> 01:27:41,928
and point number three
forms an equilateral triangle,
1054
01:27:42,013 --> 01:27:43,804
where is that third point?
1055
01:27:44,516 --> 01:27:48,098
How do you expect these kids to know
Beverly Hills geography?
1056
01:27:48,478 --> 01:27:51,479
Mr. Laird, you are not involved
in this contest.
1057
01:27:51,564 --> 01:27:53,687
I must remind you to remain quiet.
1058
01:27:57,111 --> 01:27:58,191
Clay?
1059
01:27:58,279 --> 01:28:00,817
Point number three
of the equilateral triangle
1060
01:28:00,907 --> 01:28:04,323
would be Stonewood High.
1061
01:28:06,913 --> 01:28:08,822
Correct.
Point, Stonewood High.
1062
01:28:13,586 --> 01:28:14,997
Come on, Eric.
1063
01:28:15,255 --> 01:28:17,413
We trashed you before,
we'll trash you again.
1064
01:28:17,507 --> 01:28:19,583
- Come on!
- Yeah, right now!
1065
01:28:21,094 --> 01:28:23,715
Wait. Hold it!
1066
01:28:23,805 --> 01:28:25,429
- Please!
- Sit down!
1067
01:28:26,599 --> 01:28:29,517
You are disqualified, young man,
for ungentlemanly behavior!
1068
01:28:29,602 --> 01:28:31,013
Now, step down!
1069
01:28:31,604 --> 01:28:33,727
Point, Stonewood High.
1070
01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:54,574
- Next.
- Randy, come on.
1071
01:28:57,547 --> 01:29:01,710
So, how about you and me get together
in the parking lot when this is over?
1072
01:29:08,725 --> 01:29:11,097
May we have the question, please?
1073
01:29:11,436 --> 01:29:13,428
The next question is,
1074
01:29:14,189 --> 01:29:17,308
the abscissa of a point in a plane
is the distance
1075
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,357
of the point from the x-axis.
1076
01:29:19,444 --> 01:29:22,813
The ordinate is the distance of the
point from the y-axis.
1077
01:29:22,906 --> 01:29:26,820
Given an equation 2x plus 3y equals 12,
1078
01:29:27,035 --> 01:29:29,989
what are the coordinates of the solution?
1079
01:29:33,249 --> 01:29:35,491
You got the question wrong.
1080
01:29:37,420 --> 01:29:41,714
Young lady, if you can't answer
the question, leave the microphone.
1081
01:29:42,175 --> 01:29:46,007
No, see, you reversed them.
The abscissa is the vertical line,
1082
01:29:46,221 --> 01:29:49,921
from the point in the plane
from the y-axis.
1083
01:29:50,433 --> 01:29:52,924
Anyway, it don't matter. The answer is
1084
01:29:53,228 --> 01:29:56,098
the abscissa of the point is - 3
1085
01:29:56,189 --> 01:29:58,146
and the ordinate is 6.
1086
01:30:03,279 --> 01:30:04,608
Singleton,
1087
01:30:04,697 --> 01:30:05,895
she's right.
1088
01:30:07,325 --> 01:30:09,401
Correct. Point, Galaxy High.
1089
01:30:12,747 --> 01:30:15,748
She never raised her hand, man!
1090
01:30:26,594 --> 01:30:27,923
Tie score.
1091
01:30:28,513 --> 01:30:31,086
Remember that the first team
to reach eight, wins.
1092
01:30:31,182 --> 01:30:35,262
Which means that this next question
is the final deciding question.
1093
01:30:36,437 --> 01:30:37,552
Yeah!
1094
01:30:37,647 --> 01:30:38,927
Okay, I'll go.
1095
01:30:46,906 --> 01:30:49,528
I believe you are
the only team member left.
1096
01:30:51,119 --> 01:30:54,203
Ramone, you got to do this.
1097
01:30:58,751 --> 01:31:00,744
Is this a forfeit? I think it is!
1098
01:31:00,837 --> 01:31:02,461
We win. Thank you.
1099
01:31:06,885 --> 01:31:09,257
Just a moment, please.
1100
01:31:09,345 --> 01:31:11,005
Is this a forfeit?
1101
01:31:27,614 --> 01:31:29,108
Last question.
1102
01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:32,526
Describe for me
the rectangular coordinate system.
1103
01:31:54,974 --> 01:31:56,303
Galaxy High?
1104
01:32:02,482 --> 01:32:05,103
The rectangular coordinated system...
1105
01:32:05,276 --> 01:32:06,355
The what?
1106
01:32:08,446 --> 01:32:10,355
...or whatever you call it...
1107
01:32:12,116 --> 01:32:14,074
Say you wanna hit the eight ball?
1108
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:15,571
What?
1109
01:32:15,662 --> 01:32:18,746
You wanna figure out where
the eight ball is on the pool table...
1110
01:32:18,831 --> 01:32:21,998
I fail to see what this has
to do with the question.
1111
01:32:22,836 --> 01:32:24,164
Go on, son.
1112
01:32:26,589 --> 01:32:28,878
The exact position of the eight ball
1113
01:32:28,967 --> 01:32:32,667
can be spotted if you measure
how far it is from the cue ball
1114
01:32:32,762 --> 01:32:35,087
which you can do with the cue stick.
1115
01:32:35,598 --> 01:32:40,225
But I don't have one,
so you have to pick a direction
1116
01:32:40,478 --> 01:32:43,147
straight to the right of the cue ball.
1117
01:32:45,483 --> 01:32:49,730
And that you call the zero direction,
the zero-degree direction.
1118
01:32:50,905 --> 01:32:54,654
And, you measure the angle
between the zero-degree direction
1119
01:32:55,994 --> 01:32:59,160
and the line from the cue ball
to the eight ball.
1120
01:33:00,164 --> 01:33:01,493
That's it!
1121
01:33:01,833 --> 01:33:02,912
What's it?
1122
01:33:04,294 --> 01:33:06,701
The Rectangular Coordinate System.
1123
01:33:09,632 --> 01:33:12,633
I'm afraid I cannot consider
this a correct answer.
1124
01:33:16,764 --> 01:33:18,342
Singleton,
1125
01:33:20,435 --> 01:33:23,222
you'd better consider that
a correct answer!
1126
01:33:26,482 --> 01:33:29,020
The winner is Galaxy High.
1127
01:33:56,095 --> 01:33:57,127
Hey, hey, hey.
1128
01:33:58,014 --> 01:34:01,513
Blade, come on up. Give us a speech, man.
1129
01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:27,535
Let them have it, bro.
1130
01:34:35,593 --> 01:34:37,467
You guys surprised me.
1131
01:34:39,973 --> 01:34:41,882
I'm really proud of you guys.
1132
01:34:53,570 --> 01:34:56,191
I was born Carlos Gutierrez
1133
01:34:57,323 --> 01:34:58,521
in East LA.
1134
01:35:01,286 --> 01:35:03,859
And I fought my way all through life.
1135
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,909
When I was 14,
1136
01:35:09,961 --> 01:35:11,336
my parents died.
1137
01:35:13,256 --> 01:35:15,047
I dropped out of school
1138
01:35:18,178 --> 01:35:20,669
and then I was adopted
by my mom and dad.
1139
01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:23,883
And I became Kevin Laird.
1140
01:35:25,226 --> 01:35:27,515
The guy you all know me as now.
1141
01:35:30,356 --> 01:35:32,812
Through a little of their encouragement,
1142
01:35:34,527 --> 01:35:36,852
they made me get an education
1143
01:35:39,157 --> 01:35:42,407
and that's what made
the difference in my life.
1144
01:35:43,369 --> 01:35:46,240
And whether I'm Laird or Gutierrez,
1145
01:35:47,916 --> 01:35:49,825
I'm the same man
1146
01:35:52,504 --> 01:35:54,543
because of education.
1147
01:35:55,590 --> 01:35:57,250
You have the desire,
1148
01:35:58,426 --> 01:36:00,253
the willingness to grow.
1149
01:36:02,347 --> 01:36:04,304
That's what's important.
1150
01:36:05,266 --> 01:36:07,425
It's not your name,
1151
01:36:08,561 --> 01:36:10,305
your accent
1152
01:36:11,064 --> 01:36:12,558
or your color.
1153
01:36:16,653 --> 01:36:20,235
And it's certainly not
the neighborhood that you live in.
1154
01:36:24,661 --> 01:36:26,570
'Cause we're all human.
1155
01:36:28,456 --> 01:36:30,579
I want you guys to remember that.
1156
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:32,744
And just for once,
1157
01:36:32,836 --> 01:36:35,623
I'd love to see my two worlds
come together.
1158
01:36:41,010 --> 01:36:42,469
What do you say?
1159
01:36:53,273 --> 01:36:54,553
Let's do it.
1160
01:37:45,617 --> 01:37:47,325
All right! Let's party!
1161
01:38:20,818 --> 01:38:25,196
♪ 01:39:10,491
♪ Red dress flying high ♪
1170
01:39:10,743 --> 01:39:13,579
♪ You and I burning up the night ♪
1171
01:39:16,791 --> 01:39:19,365
♪ Limousine, candlelight, French cuisine ♪
1172
01:39:19,711 --> 01:39:22,332
♪ Everything will be just right ♪
1173
01:39:24,007 --> 01:39:25,121
♪ 'Cause, baby ♪
1174
01:39:25,216 --> 01:39:29,677
♪ We're gonna set the night on fire ♪
1175
01:39:29,762 --> 01:39:31,091
♪ 01:39:56,825
♪ Lambada ♪
1186
01:39:56,915 --> 01:39:58,623
♪ Whatever it takes tonight ♪
1187
01:39:58,708 --> 01:40:01,495
♪ I'll make it right ♪
♪ The sky ain't no limit ♪
1188
01:40:02,378 --> 01:40:03,458
♪ Oh, no ♪
1189
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♪ A genie at your command ♪
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♪ Clap your hands and I'll get it ♪
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♪